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Forget it, spellman.

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From crazed hockey
fan to arm candy

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in the same outfit?

4
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Ain'’t gonna happen.

5
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Why Don'’t they
make a cocktail dress

6
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that'’s low cut in the back
with numbers on the front?

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You'’re on your own.

8
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I'’ve got to find something.

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These are important
clients of Aaron'’s,

10
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and I promised Harvey
i'’d make it to his game.

11
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You know, i'’m
not the kind of girl

12
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who just ditches her friends
the minute she gets a boyfriend.

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How long are you going to
keep throwing that in my face?

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[ Doorbell rings]

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Well, here'’s your
chance to redeem yourself.

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That'’s Aaron... go entertain
him for a few minutes.

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No problem.

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And not by playing

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"have you ever dated two
roommates at the same time?"

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Oh. Well, i'’ll come
up with something.

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I wish i'’d picked up my black
pants from the dry cleaner.

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Just spitballing, but
maybe you could work out

23
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this seemingly
unsolvable conundrum

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by using a little magic.

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Ooh, it seems someone'’s
14-hour power nap paid off.

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Excellent.

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Uh, nice try.

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Pants are seven bucks.

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Oh, it says here they do fur.

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Salem: Fur?

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[ Whimpering]: Oh, no,
come on. Okay, not funny.

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Oh, please, no no, no! No!

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Light starch, please.

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♪ Life'’s changing around me,
and i'’m gonna make it mine ♪

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♪ i'’m reaching out and
living by my rules... ♪

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♪ Time'’s moving way too fast ♪

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♪ I wanna make it last...

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♪ '’cause i'’m out
on my own now ♪

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♪ and I like the way it feels.

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My friends are going to kill me.

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I missed the game, I
missed the pizza party...

42
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And you'’re about
to miss a kiss.

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Oh, well, I have my priorities.

44
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And i'’m sure your
friends will understand.

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You'’re right. I mean,
these things happen.

46
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It'’s not like it was
anyone'’s fault.

47
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It was Aaron'’s fault.

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Hi, Aaron Jacobs.

49
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Scapegoat.

50
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An escaped goat?

51
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Oh, come on, Sabrina.

52
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You can come up with
a better excuse than that.

53
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Sadly, no.

54
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Look, i'’m really
sorry, you guys.

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Roxie: Don'’t worry about it.

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It was no biggy saving
two seats in the front row.

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You know how sweet and
understanding hockey fans are.

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No, look, Sabrina'’s right.

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It really was my fault.

60
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We got stuck at this
dumb, boring work thing.

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Yeah, we had to meet
people at the four seasons,

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and it turned out Adam
sandler was staying there,

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so we got to go up to his
suite and he was really funny.

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In a dumb, boring sort of way.

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Smooth. Look, you'’re not
really mad, are you, kinkle?

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I mean, what do you play?
Like 80 games in a season?

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I'’m cool. I'’ve got
another one tomorrow.

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I'’m sure I can score the
winning goal two games in a row.

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Perfect. We'’ll be there.

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We wouldn'’t miss
it for the world.

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The world, no, but a
world premiere, yes.

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I was going to surprise you

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with tickets to the
Boston film festival.

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Oh, i'’ve always wanted to...

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How about Wednesday?

76
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Ah, Wednesday, you
promised to help me do my hair.

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Can'’t roxie help you?

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I'’d love to, except I
already made plans

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with you to try that
new yoga place,

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and Harvey'’s coming with.

81
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Ooh, Wednesday. You know,
we got to go to that thing...

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Yeah, i'’ll be there,
and there, and there.

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What about me?

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And there. So there.

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Oh, let'’s say good night.

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Out there.

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Okay, Morgan on Tuesday,
i'’m with roxie on Friday.

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Oh, Harvey'’s hockey game!

89
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Maybe i'’ll convince
him to take up baseball.

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I'’m wide open in June.

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You know, if you'’re
having trouble scheduling,

92
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I make a great gal Friday,
but I will need Fridays off.

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I'’ve got everything
perfectly under control.

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I just need to do
a little juggling.

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Then you have come
to the right place.

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Whoa. Okay, i'’ve always dreamed

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of running off and
joining the circus,

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but I never thought the circus
would run off and join me.

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Uh, would you mind telling
me what you are doing here

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and why i'’m dressed like
a Russian figure skater?

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I'’ve nothing but your interests
at heart, mademoiselle.

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I pitch my tent,
wherever and whenever

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I find a witch whose
life is seriously...

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Out of balance.

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Okay, usually i'’m the first
to beat a metaphor to death,

106
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but, uh, my life is
totally balanced.

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Something tells me otherwise.

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Well, the only thing i'’m
trying to balance right now

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are my friends and
my new boyfriend.

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I gave up on my
checkbook years ago.

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Well, then if your life is
as in balance as you say,

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you should have no
trouble crossing a tightrope

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while you juggle these.

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Aaron: The movie, Sabrina.

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Morgan: My hair.

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Roxie: Sabrina, yoga tomorrow.

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Harvey: Hockey game.

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All right, jeez, I get it.

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Obviously, the French
aren'’t masters of subtlety.

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But you'’re crazy if you think

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i'’m going up there
on that tightrope.

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Unless I should
happen to find myself

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50 feet in the air
with no way down.

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Maybe I am right,

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maybe I am wrong.

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There is only one way to see.

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Great.

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A foreign double-talking
huckster with bad eyes.

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Well, i'’ll show you
my life'’s in balance.

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Prepare to be dazzled.

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Okay, not too bad.

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Hey, i'’m actually
pretty good at...

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[ Screams]

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Falling!

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You know, in my defense,
those balls were a little slippery.

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I mean, Morgan uses
tons of moisturizer.

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I do not think your slippery
friend is the problem.

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Okay. You know, maybe my
life is a little bit out of balance,

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but it shouldn'’t
be too hard to fix.

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I hope not.

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Because until you
make it to the far platform,

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cirque du Sabrina
is here to stay.

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Okay, nobody likes a showoff.

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Roxie, Morgan, get out here now!

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House meeting.

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What'’s going on?

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I was just having that dream

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where you'’re at school
and you have to take a test

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and you realize that you
haven'’t dated the professor.

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Okay, look, I can'’t
keep juggling everyone.

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So, Morgan, you'’re
going to have to find

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someone else to
help you with your hair.

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Roxie, I can'’t make
yoga this week.

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I know it sounds harsh,
but it had to be said.

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You couldn'’t have waited
until the morning to say it?

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Well, I thought I might get

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a better night'’s
sleep if I said it now.

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Oh, as long as youget
a good night'’s sleep.

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Are we done here?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Meeting adjourned.

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If I have bags under my eyes

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in the morning, she is so dead.

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Well, that was easy.

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Nothing is ever that easy.

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I wonder if you can
fumigate for circus folk.

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I can'’t believe I had to
spend the night on the couch

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just because the stupid
circus came to town.

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Juggling Jacques insists
that my life is out of balance,

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but everything seems perfect.

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Mm-hmm.

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What about Aaron,
the jealous boyfriend?

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What? Aaron has
nothing to be jealous of.

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What about your ex-boyfriend
always hanging around?

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Harvey? That'’s ridiculous.

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He'’s not always
hanging around here.

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Hey, Sabrina.

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I'’m out of coffee.

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You guys got any fresh?

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Ha!

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What? We make good coffee.

182
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No guy wants his girlfriend
hanging around with her ex.

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Trust me. I know these things.

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I'’m a man.

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Turned into a cat.

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Turned into a clown.

187
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Oh, kill me now.

188
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You guys got any half and half?

189
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No, just chocolate milk.

190
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Even better.

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Oh, my... [ gasps]

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That'’s just what Harvey said.

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"Oh, my... [ gasps]"

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Sabrina, tell Morgan
how great her hair looks.

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I mean, once I add the relaxer,

196
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the toner, the neutralizer...

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The hat?

198
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Which you will never need again

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with such beautiful hair.

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Well, caffeine and chocolate
beverage craving satisfied.

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I am out of here.

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See you, Sabrina.

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Bye, roxie.

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Morgan...

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You'’re in my prayers.

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He is so sweet.

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Yeah, listen, let me
ask you something.

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I know this is going
to sound crazy, but...

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Do you think there is any chance

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that Aaron might be
slightly jealous of Harvey?

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Uh, yeah.

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Jeez, even the cat
could have told you that.

213
00:08:01,206 --> 00:08:03,166
Yeah, well, i'’m not
going to take hisword for it.

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I mean, uh...

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Aaron has never been anything

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but nice to Harvey.

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Don'’t you ever notice

218
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whenever Harvey
comes up with a plan

219
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Aaron immediately comes
up with a counterplan?

220
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"Sabrina, I got you a
surprise... Film festival tickets."

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Not too obvious.

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Morgan: Face it.

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You'’ve got yourself
a jealous boyfriend,

224
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and unfortunately,
jealousy is the worst quality

225
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a boyfriend can have...
Aside from poverty.

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Come on, there'’s no way

227
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Aaron is even remotely
jealous of Harvey.

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Of course i'’m
jealous of Harvey.

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Hey, give me a
blue on four, Perry.

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But Harvey'’s my oldest friend.

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I'’ve known him for years.

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Yeah, and he was your
boyfriend for four of them.

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I mean, what would
you say if I kept

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dragging you off to one
of my ex'’s hockey games?

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I'’d say, "is there something
you want to tell me?"

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Look, Harvey is

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so far past being
an ex, he'’s a "y."

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Look, say what you want,

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I just Don'’t like
having him around.

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Hey, Perry, give me a
red on the three panel.

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All right, relationships
are about compromise,

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but this isn'’t one
of those times.

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Harvey is my friend

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and I Don'’t think I
want to be with someone

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who is going to dictate
who I see and who I Don'’t.

246
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You can'’t just order me around.

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Stand over there, will you?

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All right, sure.

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No. Listen!

250
00:09:09,517 --> 00:09:11,355
There is nothing going on
between me and Harvey.

251
00:09:11,379 --> 00:09:13,665
If you can'’t believe that and
get over it, then I Don'’t know

252
00:09:13,689 --> 00:09:14,758
what else I can say.

253
00:09:18,034 --> 00:09:19,517
I Don'’t know how
to get out of here.

254
00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:21,758
Thanks, Perry!

255
00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:27,275
Turns out my problem
wasn'’t scheduling.

256
00:09:27,344 --> 00:09:28,448
My life is out of balance

257
00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:30,000
because I have a
jealous boyfriend.

258
00:09:30,068 --> 00:09:31,172
Ah, jealousy.

259
00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:32,793
It brings nothing but sorrow,

260
00:09:32,862 --> 00:09:34,517
and bad country western songs.

261
00:09:34,586 --> 00:09:37,965
Well, anyway, i'’ve taken
care of it, so i'’m ready...

262
00:09:38,034 --> 00:09:41,517
Would a little warning
be too much to ask?

263
00:09:43,965 --> 00:09:46,379
Hey, ma, look at me!
I'’m tightrope walking.

264
00:09:48,241 --> 00:09:49,379
Aaron: Hey, Sabrina.

265
00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:50,827
Aaron?

266
00:09:50,896 --> 00:09:52,456
What? I thought we
already settled this.

267
00:09:52,517 --> 00:09:53,448
Harvey: Hi, Sabrina.

268
00:09:53,517 --> 00:09:54,551
Harvey!

269
00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,241
[ Screams]

270
00:10:06,827 --> 00:10:08,379
What the heck
was that all about?

271
00:10:08,448 --> 00:10:11,137
I do not think the jealous
boyfriend is your problem.

272
00:10:11,206 --> 00:10:12,413
Well, then what is?

273
00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:14,931
Me.

274
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,758
I'’m still in love
with you, Sabrina.

275
00:10:24,379 --> 00:10:27,310
Why couldn'’t I have just gotten
a circus with some cotton candy

276
00:10:27,379 --> 00:10:28,931
and the occasional
rampaging elephant?

277
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,655
Sabrina, what'’s wrong?

278
00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:32,413
Harvey is still in love with me.

279
00:10:32,482 --> 00:10:34,034
That'’s fantastic!

280
00:10:34,103 --> 00:10:35,344
What? No, it'’s not!

281
00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:36,793
Yes, it is!

282
00:10:36,862 --> 00:10:39,143
This kind of gossip will keep
Morgan distracted for hours.

283
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,448
Come on, walk and talk.

284
00:10:40,517 --> 00:10:43,206
Roxie, this is a
serious problem!

285
00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,689
Okay, I guess having
your own personal troll doll

286
00:10:45,758 --> 00:10:47,310
also qualifies as
a problem, but...

287
00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:49,103
I know you said
that I have to wait

288
00:10:49,172 --> 00:10:51,206
until you'’re done,
but I have got to look.

289
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,827
Harvey'’s still in
love with Sabrina.

290
00:10:52,896 --> 00:10:55,275
What? Get out.

291
00:10:55,344 --> 00:10:56,931
That'’s unbelievable.

292
00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,241
[ Phone rings]What
was I just going to do?

293
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:01,379
I can'’t believe I accused
Aaron of being consumed

294
00:11:01,448 --> 00:11:04,000
by the green-eyed monster,
when he was just being perceptive.

295
00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:05,137
Hello?

296
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:07,551
Aaron? Wow, you
really are perceptive.

297
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:09,586
Listen, Sabrina,

298
00:11:09,655 --> 00:11:11,689
i'’m really sorry about
this whole Harvey thing.

299
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:13,655
You were completely
right about everything.

300
00:11:13,724 --> 00:11:16,655
Just my luck, I finally find a
guy who actually listens to me.

301
00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:18,896
And as proof of my sincerity,

302
00:11:18,965 --> 00:11:20,344
I just called Harvey
and asked him

303
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,758
to join us at the club tonight.

304
00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:23,068
He loved the idea.

305
00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:24,758
Color me shocked.

306
00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:26,689
Anyway, I just
wanted you to know

307
00:11:26,758 --> 00:11:29,655
that I heard what you
were saying, and i'’m sorry.

308
00:11:29,724 --> 00:11:33,379
Oh, you are the
greatest boyfriend ever.

309
00:11:33,448 --> 00:11:35,206
And I am the
worst girlfriend ever.

310
00:11:35,275 --> 00:11:38,034
Sabrina, why are you getting
so worked up about this?

311
00:11:38,103 --> 00:11:39,620
This is Harvey'’s problem.

312
00:11:39,689 --> 00:11:41,896
It'’s not your fault
that he'’s not over you.

313
00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:44,620
Odd, but not your fault.

314
00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:45,862
Good point, Morgan.

315
00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:48,620
I mean, is anything ever
really anyone'’s... fault?

316
00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:50,172
Morgan: You guys
broke up years ago.

317
00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:52,689
You can'’t control
someone'’s feelings.

318
00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:54,079
You know, you'’re
absolutely right.

319
00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:55,551
I have never been anything

320
00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:57,310
but completely open
and honest with Harvey.

321
00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:59,034
I'’ve definitely
never led him on.

322
00:11:59,103 --> 00:12:00,103
This isn'’t my problem.

323
00:12:00,172 --> 00:12:01,241
This is Harvey'’s problem.

324
00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:02,590
The circus should
be in his room.

325
00:12:03,862 --> 00:12:05,862
As the old saying goes.

326
00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:09,010
Oh, wait, now I remember
what I was going to do.

327
00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:10,689
You were going to
come with me to find out

328
00:12:10,758 --> 00:12:12,827
Harvey'’s side of the story.

329
00:12:12,896 --> 00:12:14,724
While I work on mine.

330
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,862
So you see, there'’s
nothing I can do.

331
00:12:17,931 --> 00:12:20,586
I can'’t stop Harvey from
having feelings for me.

332
00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:23,034
You know, unless, of course,
I get roxie to do my hair.

333
00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:25,068
Would you stop doing that?

334
00:12:26,448 --> 00:12:28,310
You say he cannot
change his feelings,

335
00:12:28,379 --> 00:12:31,241
but what if he never
had these feelings at all?

336
00:12:31,310 --> 00:12:33,379
Oh, that'’s just
crazy circus talk.

337
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:34,689
No, it'’s not.

338
00:12:34,758 --> 00:12:36,310
That'’s exactly
what I need to do.

339
00:12:36,379 --> 00:12:37,862
How exactly would I do that?

340
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:40,034
The feelings that
upset you today

341
00:12:40,103 --> 00:12:42,620
are connected to
those from yesterday.

342
00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:46,758
And the day before that...

343
00:12:46,827 --> 00:12:49,862
Look, i'’m not still
in love with Sabrina.

344
00:12:49,931 --> 00:12:52,034
She'’s a good friend,
I care about her a lot,

345
00:12:52,103 --> 00:12:53,620
but that'’s as far as it goes.

346
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,482
So what'’s the damage?

347
00:12:55,551 --> 00:12:56,896
Damage? There'’s no damage.

348
00:12:56,965 --> 00:12:58,424
Morgan just felt
like wearing a scarf.

349
00:12:58,448 --> 00:13:02,206
No. What do we owe?

350
00:13:02,275 --> 00:13:03,448
Oh!

351
00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,655
And it seems our kinkle

352
00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:08,551
truly doth protest too much.

353
00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,896
Just good friends, huh?

354
00:13:09,965 --> 00:13:12,137
Do you carry around
pictures of all your friends?

355
00:13:12,206 --> 00:13:13,689
No, it'’s just...

356
00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:17,275
The last photo of me
with all my real teeth.

357
00:13:17,344 --> 00:13:19,862
You catch the puck with your
face a couple dozen times,

358
00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:21,734
you start remembering
to wear your mouth guard.

359
00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:23,551
Harvey...

360
00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,896
Okay, it was our
first Valentine'’s day.

361
00:13:26,965 --> 00:13:30,689
We were young, at the mall,
I had a pocket full of quarters.

362
00:13:30,758 --> 00:13:32,068
Give me that.

363
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:33,517
[ Laughs]

364
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,620
And the day before that.

365
00:13:38,862 --> 00:13:40,000
And the day before that.

366
00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:42,182
It'’s a good thing I didn'’t
meet Harvey in grade school.

367
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:45,620
All leading back to the day

368
00:13:45,689 --> 00:13:48,724
when that first spark
of love was ignited.

369
00:13:55,689 --> 00:13:57,517
Oh, that was my
first day at school

370
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,586
and the first time
I ever saw Harvey.

371
00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:00,827
Can I get that on DVD?

372
00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:03,931
The director is still
recording his commentary.

373
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,344
The question is:

374
00:14:05,413 --> 00:14:07,689
What shall we do
with this moment?

375
00:14:07,758 --> 00:14:08,965
Well, i'’d like to keep it,

376
00:14:09,034 --> 00:14:11,044
but if that'’s what'’s throwing
my life out of balance,

377
00:14:11,068 --> 00:14:12,868
I can only imagine
what it'’s doing to Harvey.

378
00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:14,241
Are you positive

379
00:14:14,310 --> 00:14:16,827
you want Harvey'’s
feelings for you to disappear?

380
00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,206
I Don'’t have any other choice.

381
00:14:21,689 --> 00:14:22,758
Voila.

382
00:14:22,827 --> 00:14:23,896
Impressive, no?

383
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:26,586
Uh, not really. I'’m
a witch, remember?

384
00:14:28,344 --> 00:14:29,862
Sabrina, wait!

385
00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:30,965
You'’ve got to see this.

386
00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:32,689
Uh, squeeze my nose.

387
00:14:32,758 --> 00:14:35,034
Does this end any
differently than "pull my tail"?

388
00:14:35,103 --> 00:14:37,482
Oh, you'’ve heard it.

389
00:14:37,551 --> 00:14:39,517
But what you haven'’t
heard is that yours truly

390
00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:41,551
scored a date with
one of the contortionists.

391
00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:43,724
Ah, just like you to
turn my personal tragedy

392
00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:45,344
into your romantic opportunity.

393
00:14:45,413 --> 00:14:47,655
Yup, everybody wins.

394
00:14:47,724 --> 00:14:50,172
[ Doorbell rings]Well, I
won'’t know if i'’ve won

395
00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:52,586
until I find out if
Harvey'’s still lovestruck.

396
00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:55,241
Hey, Sabrina. Thought i'’d
swing by on the way to the club.

397
00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:56,950
Great, Harvey'’s
going to be there, right?

398
00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:00,689
He'’s got to be here somewhere.

399
00:15:00,758 --> 00:15:02,137
You did invite him, right?

400
00:15:02,206 --> 00:15:04,551
Oh, yeah. And barring
a disfiguring accident,

401
00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,137
he should be here.

402
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:08,551
Hey, Aaron, thanks for
putting me on the list.

403
00:15:08,620 --> 00:15:10,413
Don'’t go anywhere,
i'’ll be right back.

404
00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:14,344
Hey, why would I go
anywhere when Harvey'’s here?

405
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,620
Hey, Harvey.

406
00:15:16,689 --> 00:15:18,551
Oh, hey, spellman.

407
00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,655
So, how you been?

408
00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:23,137
Uh, fine, I guess.

409
00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,044
Okay, well, I just wanted
to do a little check,

410
00:15:25,068 --> 00:15:26,320
you know, see how you'’re doing,

411
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:27,624
see how you'’re
feeling about us.

412
00:15:27,655 --> 00:15:30,517
I didn'’t realize there
was anything between us

413
00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,379
to feel anything about.

414
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:33,448
Nice chatting.

415
00:15:33,482 --> 00:15:35,241
All right, mission accomplished.

416
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,470
No one'’s ever going to
accuse you of being lovestruck.

417
00:15:38,551 --> 00:15:39,631
Or polite. All right, I guess

418
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,010
i'’ll see you at your
game tomorrow.

419
00:15:41,034 --> 00:15:43,896
Wait. You'’re coming to my game?

420
00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:46,241
Of course, I always do.

421
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:47,990
Wait a minute, we'’re
still friends, right?

422
00:15:48,034 --> 00:15:50,000
Still?

423
00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,448
I didn'’t think we ever were.

424
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,620
In fact, I Don'’t think
we ever said two words

425
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:54,849
to each other in high school.

426
00:15:54,896 --> 00:15:57,000
Harvey, quit playing around.

427
00:15:57,068 --> 00:15:59,689
I Don'’t think i'’m the
one who'’s playing.

428
00:16:02,551 --> 00:16:03,551
What'’d she do?

429
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,827
Slip this in my wallet?

430
00:16:05,896 --> 00:16:07,586
Psycho.

431
00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:08,655
Hey...

432
00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:16,517
And it was like this photo
meant nothing to him.

433
00:16:16,586 --> 00:16:18,241
Je suisconfused.

434
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:22,310
I thought you wanted
Harvey'’s feelings for you to be...

435
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:24,241
Snuffed out.

436
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:26,206
Well, I wanted his
romantic feelings snuffed.

437
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:28,310
I didn'’t want to snuff
out our entire friendship.

438
00:16:28,379 --> 00:16:30,000
I can'’t imagine my
life without Harvey.

439
00:16:30,068 --> 00:16:32,241
And you are telling
me this pour quoi?

440
00:16:32,310 --> 00:16:33,827
Because I need to know how to do

441
00:16:33,896 --> 00:16:35,769
your little hankey trick to
put Harvey'’s feelings back.

442
00:16:35,793 --> 00:16:36,724
That'’s pour quoi.

443
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:38,068
I'’m a witch, remember?

444
00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:40,734
But you know, if
you undo the spell,

445
00:16:40,758 --> 00:16:42,278
your life will be out
of balance again.

446
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:44,310
You know, I thought
the circus was supposed

447
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,458
to put a smile on your face.

448
00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,068
You are confusing
us with the carnival.

449
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:48,689
I spit on the carnival.

450
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,827
And my shoes.

451
00:17:00,724 --> 00:17:01,655
Ta-da!

452
00:17:01,724 --> 00:17:02,758
Nice.

453
00:17:02,827 --> 00:17:04,931
A little Vegas
for you, isn'’t it?

454
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,689
Vegas, but hopefully effective.

455
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,724
Are you coming to
my game tomorrow?

456
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,172
Jackpot.

457
00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:13,275
Yeah, uh, well, I wouldn'’t
miss it for the world.

458
00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:15,827
Oh, Harvey...

459
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:18,068
I found this.

460
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,275
Hey, I keep the
same one in my wallet.

461
00:17:20,344 --> 00:17:22,034
I know, it'’s yours.

462
00:17:22,103 --> 00:17:23,689
Because it'’s...

463
00:17:23,758 --> 00:17:24,896
My best haircut.

464
00:17:24,965 --> 00:17:26,551
I show it to
barbers all the time.

465
00:17:26,620 --> 00:17:27,655
Harvey, it'’s okay.

466
00:17:27,724 --> 00:17:29,320
That was one of the
best days of my life.

467
00:17:29,344 --> 00:17:30,275
Really?

468
00:17:30,344 --> 00:17:32,275
Yeah, really.

469
00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:33,724
But that was a long time ago.

470
00:17:33,793 --> 00:17:36,413
I know.

471
00:17:36,482 --> 00:17:40,172
Look, I know we broke up a
while ago, but, to be honest,

472
00:17:40,241 --> 00:17:42,862
my feelings for you
never really changed.

473
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:45,482
I know, but you have to
let those feelings evolve,

474
00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:47,551
otherwise, we'’ll never
be able to move forward.

475
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,872
And I might never be able to
move across my bedroom again.

476
00:17:49,896 --> 00:17:52,551
Easier said than done.

477
00:17:52,620 --> 00:17:55,344
Well why now, and why is
this happening with Aaron?

478
00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:56,965
I'’ve dated other guys.

479
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,413
Yeah, I know.

480
00:17:59,482 --> 00:18:02,206
But... you'’ve never
seemed this serious before.

481
00:18:02,275 --> 00:18:03,551
Yeah, you'’re right.

482
00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:05,379
It is different with Aaron.

483
00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:08,724
Well, I wish I could be happy
for you, but I Don'’t know

484
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:10,137
if i'’m that good of a sport.

485
00:18:10,206 --> 00:18:12,344
Harvey, what are you saying?

486
00:18:12,413 --> 00:18:15,586
I'’m saying, I Don'’t
think I can do this.

487
00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:17,896
Well, Harvey, wait!

488
00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:23,103
I guess he won'’t
mind if I keep this.

489
00:18:23,172 --> 00:18:25,655
Ah, you know, just once
i'’d love to come in here

490
00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:27,564
and find you with your
head in a lion'’s mouth.

491
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,310
Anyway, I finally
got my life in balance.

492
00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:31,275
So you can put down
those balls and watch me

493
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,965
zip across the rope
to the far platform

494
00:18:33,034 --> 00:18:34,137
so I can send you packing.

495
00:18:34,206 --> 00:18:36,310
I'’m sensing more
bitterness than usual

496
00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:37,931
in your sweet, bossy nature.

497
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,640
Good, I was afraid I
was being too subtle.

498
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:41,448
You know, I didn'’t realize

499
00:18:41,517 --> 00:18:42,700
that putting my life in balance

500
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,896
would mean losing
Harvey forever.

501
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,931
I'’m sorry to hear
that, mademoiselle.

502
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,448
Thanks. You know, it'’s really

503
00:18:48,517 --> 00:18:49,793
kind of hard to imagine...

504
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,965
Could I please just
finish a sentence?

505
00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:55,034
Hey, where'’s the net?

506
00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:57,586
If your life truly
is in balance,

507
00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,827
you won'’t need the net.

508
00:18:59,896 --> 00:19:01,724
Oh, easy to say from the floor.

509
00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:04,965
Okay.

510
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,482
I can do this.

511
00:19:06,551 --> 00:19:07,793
Don'’t look down.

512
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,620
Remember to breathe.

513
00:19:11,689 --> 00:19:12,862
No, Don'’t breathe.

514
00:19:12,931 --> 00:19:14,275
Okay, just a couple...

515
00:19:14,344 --> 00:19:15,689
More steps.

516
00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:18,379
[ Screams]

517
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,448
Harvey?

518
00:19:20,517 --> 00:19:21,827
What are you doing here?

519
00:19:24,241 --> 00:19:26,172
You didn'’t think i'’d
let you fall, did you?

520
00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:27,862
I Don'’t know, I guess I...

521
00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:32,172
Well, I say one thing.

522
00:19:32,241 --> 00:19:35,758
Nobody retreats
faster than the French.

523
00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:38,103
I'’m just saying, I think a
lot of people would watch

524
00:19:38,172 --> 00:19:40,344
an action-adventure movie
where a circus gets blown up.

525
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,620
Repeatedly.

526
00:19:41,689 --> 00:19:44,275
I'’m definitely picking
the videos from now on.

527
00:19:44,344 --> 00:19:45,965
So, you talked to Harvey lately?

528
00:19:46,034 --> 00:19:47,172
No, not really.

529
00:19:47,241 --> 00:19:48,724
Oh, i'’m sorry to hear that.

530
00:19:48,793 --> 00:19:50,034
Kind of.

531
00:19:50,103 --> 00:19:51,137
No!

532
00:19:51,206 --> 00:19:53,137
I have had it up to
here with your excuses.

533
00:19:53,206 --> 00:19:55,137
"Don'’t look at it,
the sun might melt it,

534
00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:58,068
water might break it,"
and now we accidentally

535
00:19:58,137 --> 00:20:00,344
find ourselves at a hair
club for men meeting?

536
00:20:00,413 --> 00:20:01,344
Forget it!

537
00:20:01,413 --> 00:20:02,793
I am looking.

538
00:20:02,862 --> 00:20:04,137
In my defense,

539
00:20:04,206 --> 00:20:07,103
I had no idea what I was doing.

540
00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:08,275
See? I'’ve already found

541
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:10,137
the two clowns to
star in my circus movie.

542
00:20:11,620 --> 00:20:13,068
I love it!

543
00:20:13,137 --> 00:20:14,241
You do?

544
00:20:14,310 --> 00:20:15,586
Yes!

545
00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:19,275
And it'’s only fair that I
return the favor and do yours.

546
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,275
Oh, that'’s really
not necessary.

547
00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:22,344
Oh, yes, it is.

548
00:20:22,413 --> 00:20:23,931
[ Doorbell rings]

549
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:28,482
The only way that
could end is in tears.

550
00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:30,931
Harvey.

551
00:20:30,965 --> 00:20:32,275
Hey.

552
00:20:32,344 --> 00:20:34,931
I just wanted to say i'’m
sorry for walking off yesterday.

553
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,068
That'’s all right. I understand.

554
00:20:37,137 --> 00:20:40,068
I Don'’t know if my feelings
will ever evolve like you said,

555
00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:42,689
but, regardless, I want
you to know that i'’ll always

556
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,344
be there for you if you need me.

557
00:20:44,413 --> 00:20:46,206
Thanks. That means a lot to me.

558
00:20:46,275 --> 00:20:47,793
Well, you want to come in?

559
00:20:47,862 --> 00:20:49,413
Aaron and I are about
to watch a movie.

560
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,517
Roxie: Get away from me!

561
00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:53,241
Or a murder.

562
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:55,241
Hey, Harvey.

563
00:20:55,310 --> 00:20:57,068
Hey.

564
00:20:57,137 --> 00:20:58,793
Maybe another time.

565
00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:00,448
I'’ll catch you later.

566
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:04,793
And I know you always will.

567
00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:06,827
But maybe next time I
won'’t be wearing sequins.

568
00:21:08,896 --> 00:21:10,586
Salem: Little help!

569
00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:11,931
Oh!

570
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,758
Whoa.

571
00:21:13,827 --> 00:21:15,379
Bad date with the
contortionist, huh?

572
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:16,724
Are you kidding?

573
00:21:16,793 --> 00:21:18,241
Best date of my life!

574
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,379
Well, you always
were a little twisted.

575
00:21:20,448 --> 00:21:22,931
[ Laughs and groans]